my big Viking roadie HUSBAND bought me a stamping kit to start making personalized things, this one was a practice run, made by Drew--(he even test-stamped an innocent penny)
want the brass key ring?
tell us a good joke!
Remembrance of Things Past
i only know lame jokes. the kind you find on laffy taffy.
ReplyDeletewhy did the vampire subscribe to the newspaper?
He heard it had good circulation.
*groan*
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Can it be dirty?
ReplyDeletethere are no rules, kiddo. there will be more chances... stay tuned!
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Phillip Glass.
hahahahaha! well played :)
DeleteDo you know the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
ReplyDeleteA frog goes, "Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!"
A horny toad goes, "Rub it! Rub it! Rub it!"
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
ReplyDeleteBecause he was playing with a cheetah...
Why couldn't the pirate recite the alphabet? He was lost at "C".
ReplyDeleteHEDBERG! you always get me with your tiger themes~
ReplyDeleteHOWEVER this one is going to MKHall-- a Phillip Glass joke>!?! a rare mythical unicorn of a joke, indeed--
MKH, email me your address, FUNNY MAN!
's ok, i liked that one the best, too...
DeleteP.S. Does Husband have an etsy shop or something where these can be purchased? That keyring is so kewl...
i think someone got one with her ebay order! xoxo
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